Sick is not an option

February 7, 2011

This is my first real job in years and I was looking forward to working for a company with an HR structure so I could take advantage of sick days.  I had been practicing my “sick voice”, keeping detailed notes on  episodes of “House” of one-day illnesses and their corresponding symptoms (seeping pustules should stop any boss from questioning how sick you really are) and learning how to draw realistic scabs with washable markers.

Then I learned that Japanese employees don’t get sick enough to take days off.  And “enough” means edge-of-death.

Japan labor law includes nothing about sick days.  The one exception is that  females can request time off only during their menstrual period.  In a super polite society with sharp delineations between bosses and workers, where every request requires multiple people’s approval, and every request form is very detailed, I am pretty sure that no Japanese female has ever actually taken a day off due to her period.  Clever.

Normally employees go to work sick.  They will pop out to a clinic for a once-over by a doctor who invariably diagnoses “a cold” and receive prescriptions for a grab bag of drugs that will keep them upright at their desk until they get better.  Our own visit to the doctor last week for “a cold” resulted in a prescription for 5 different pills and what appears to be a nicotine patch.

Television is full of commercials showing drunk and happy Japanese businessmen carousing  to all hours of the night with their buddies.  These businessmen are secure in the knowledge that they can be at their desk the next morning after a quick trip to the local 7/11 for any one of several hangover medications.  Having examined some of these remedies, I have concluded that caffeine must be nearly as profitable sold in hangover cures as it is in cups of coffee.

Not only is the idea that there is a medication or an easily available potion to cure whatever ails you, there is also the highly respected “fighting spirit” that most Japanese workers embody.  I had a Japanese college professor who told us many times (usually when a student was asking for an extension) about the Japanese salaryman who died at his desk.  He was so proud of his countryman who had literally  worked himself to death.  “That guy had true fighting spirit in his guts” he would tell us.  And look how far it got him.

It appears that every sector of the Japanese economy, from the overly polite office ladies to those in  civil service jobs is embedded with the idea that being sick and not making it to the office discredits the worker.  Bring up the idea that many people believe that getting well happens more quickly if a worker takes a day or two off or that the germs that make you sick pass from sick person to healthy person and you will have proven  that you do not understand what “fighting spirit” truly is.

Though I am disappointed there will be no sick days for me at this job— if I see any of my co-workers show up with seeping pustules I will take a day off for them because I will know they are for real.

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Filmore Ha February 7, 2011 at 2:28 am

That was quite a hilarious read. To be honest though, I’ve taken plenty of sick days. Although of those days only a handful were actual sick days, the rest were taken directly out of paid vacay -_-

tom February 7, 2011 at 2:38 am

Thanks for the comment Filmore. I have heard that people here do use vacation days for sick days though I have no idea if there is a stigma attached to it! Perhaps not using vacation for actual vacation shows a certain “fighting spirit”?

Miss Footloose February 16, 2011 at 12:18 pm

Great post. I learned something today. And to think I always thought it was the Americans who worked themselves to death, many having a mere 2 weeks of vacation a year, measly compared to what the rest of the western world gets. That Japanese fighting spirit is a little scary. What do they say on their death beds? I wish had spent more time at the office?

Born Again Brazilian March 3, 2011 at 3:27 pm

Wow. I’m in Brazil, and it is exactly the opposite. You don’t even need to be sick to take a day off, you just need to love futebol, samba, any number of Saints…

It is always interesting to learn about other culture’s work ethics. In the financial industry of New York City, where I came from, people would come into work sick in attempts to show dedication. But we did not have the on-hand medication it sounds like you have in Japan, so those people would infect an entire floor until everyone was so sick that people were dropping like flies. I finally put my foot down and would force people to go home if they were sick (with today’s technology, they could work from home).
Good luck with the sick days… what’s the maternity leave like?

tom March 4, 2011 at 12:42 am

Thanks for your comment Born Again. Japan has a declining birthrate so there are all sorts of financial benefits for those having children. Our first two children were born in Japan and my wife got 6 weeks off before and 6 weeks off after the births–with a percentage of pay (from the government). Was disheartened when we had our next two kids in the US and we had to PAY for it!

Born Again Brazilian March 11, 2011 at 1:47 pm

Tom – hope all is well where you are and you, nor anyone you know, was impacted by the tsunami.

tom March 12, 2011 at 9:42 pm

Thanks for your wishes. We left Japan just a week ago so are completely safe but news from friends and family is disturbing, especially those in the North.

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